when i wake up i usually...
have my computer right next to be. I am most of the time STARVING, but i choose to wait cuz my bed is just that comfy c: so i click itunes, check notifications on fb, then open tumblr scroll down to see all the shit i missed from the night before and then i start seeing all this fucking food. now, i’m up and omw to the kitchen. seriously, fuck y’all who post deliciousness in my...
im not gonna lie...
thunder really scares me.
my fridge is disgusting :(
i was in Venezuela for a whole month and the stupid light company or whatever its called, cancelled my account. everything in my fridge got ruined and it started growing new life. like forreal, i think i new mammal was created there. so disgusting. my friend is helping me clean tho <3 she’s the best!! u kno u have a real friend when she/he is willing to clean up larvas for u :)
that awkward moment
when you’re walking around the house in ur underwear and u catch the gardener checking you out. -.- wtf dude. LIKE WTF!! note to self: make sure curtains are closed next time.
if u wanna get a girl...
its not even that hard. just listen to all the bullshit she has to say and agree with her and tell her that she is right all the time. now and then spice it up by trying to argue with her, that way she’ll think u care enough to have an opinion even tho truth is u dont give a fuck and just want to fuck her brains out… your welcome.
the problem with guys these days...
so they say that they want a real girl, that they are tired of hoes lalalalalalala. ok, stfu.. stop bring a douche-bag because of ur previews relationships and OPEN UR EYES cuz u might just know that girl already. but ur too busy sticking ur penis in every easy hole u find. Not all girls are hoes, so dont treat all girls like if they were. maybe YOU are the one with the problem because ur whore...
ok so i kinda sorta miss Miami...
idk why, but being here makes me feel kinda sad in a way. I just wanna get out of here like NOW.
the downfall of having a baby brother...
I’ve been home for around 13 days now. Since day one the only thing i am allowed to watch on tv is discovery kids. The sad part is that im obligated to watch it cuz every tv in the house is playing the same shit just in case my little demon child decides he wants to watch it in the living room, or the kitchen, or the bedroom. All i can say is, fuck dora, fuck diego, fuck angelina ballerina,...